Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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