I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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