You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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