toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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