stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
