There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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