guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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