I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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