One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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