R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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