We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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