no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
