covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Randomize
