is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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