Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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