Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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