return my video game
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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