she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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