you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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