New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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