Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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