my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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