Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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