I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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