No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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