just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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