You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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