Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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