Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!