Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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