Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i don't like sucking hair
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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