shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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