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Dad?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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