and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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