I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Randomize
