I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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