I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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