new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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