I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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