It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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