Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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