Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
I booty called her while she was in labor.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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