Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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