theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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