I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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