East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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