hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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