At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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