"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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