with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I need a burrito and a hug.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
