Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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