he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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