You work out of a Hotel?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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