Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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