you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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