My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
